If I Were A Vegetable Ceramic Mug 15 oz mama bear The lifestyle chose her

The lifestyle chose her

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If I Were A Vegetable Ceramic Mug 15 oz mama bear The lifestyle chose herIf I were a vegetable, I'd be a cute one. Probably a radish. Maybe an heirloom tomato. Something with personality and the audacity to be expensive at the farmers market. This if I were a vegetable mug commits to the thought experiment with full confidence. The vegetable category has been selected. The standards remain high. Who this is for: The woman who applies her standards to all hypotheticals including produce The fun gift for the friend who would