Why Come You Don't Have A Tattoo Idiocracy T-Shirt dropship_exclude-SWARS841-2XL This Christmas Story You'll Shoot

This Christmas Story You'll Shoot Your Eye Out t-shirt sadly confirms that Ralphie should have heeded everyone's warning because he almost shot his eye out when a nasty ricochet bounced back and cracked his glasses

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This colorful shirt shows Punky holding a paint brush in an image taken from the season one episode "Punky Gets Her Own Room"

For any fan of the iconic bad guy

Why Come You Don't Have A Tattoo Idiocracy T-Shirt dropship_exclude-SWARS841-2XL This Christmas Story You'll ShootAfter participating in a suspended animation experiment, Joe Bauers woke up in the year 2505, a time when everyone had UPC tattoos on their wrist. Joe walked into St. God's Memorial Hospital, where he talked to the doctor that appears on this t shirt. When the doctor realized that Joe didn't have a wrist tattoo, he asked "Where's your tattoo? Why don't you have this? Why come you don't have a tattoo?!". For any fan of the 2006 cult classic Idiocracy,