Windowsill Pie Bandit folding-case Think of them as sunnies

Think of them as sunnies à la mode

Resistance is futile

you’ll need it

Packaged in Major League Soccer glory because your eyes deserve the league’s stamp of approval

Windowsill Pie Bandit folding-case Think of them as sunniesWanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Dont be fooled by the buttery, laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air, beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead, slip them on. Next thing you know, you're elbow deep in pastry, demolishing fruit pies with zero witnesses and even less restraint. Its a slippery slope, but this life of delicious crime looks good on you. (P. S. Youve