I'm A Nightmare Before Coffee Mug Made in USA dance parties in the kitchen

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Made for the Mondays that feel like five Mondays

or anyone else who’s been there

or simply keeping the scary-good snark alive every day

I'm A Nightmare Before Coffee Mug Made in USA dance parties in the kitchenFair warning, printed and legally binding: she's a nightmare before coffee. Approach after the first cup or accept the consequences. This not a morning person mug posts the disclaimer where everyone can read it. The transformation is real, and it's brew dependent. Who this is for: The certified Not A Morning Person with the paperwork to prove it The gift from a spouse who has learned the hard way Anyone needing a nightmare before coffee mug as a