I Hate Everyone Except Us Gift Candle Mugs Somehow you are still negotiating

Somehow you are still negotiating with a creature who drinks from the toilet

Remember those books

not a playlist

and the quiet satisfaction of letting your shirt say what your resting face is already thinking

I Hate Everyone Except Us Gift Candle Mugs Somehow you are still negotiatingI hate everyone except us. The disclaimer is specific, the exclusion is meaningful, and the candle marks the two of you as the only ones worth tolerating. This I hate everyone except us candle is the gift for the friendship that exists in its own private world where the outside world has been evaluated and found lacking. Who this is for: The best friend who is the one exception to a very firm rule Anyone needing a funny antisocial friendship candle