In My Mortgage Era Candle Color:Clear ensuring a cozy fit that

ensuring a cozy fit that you'll love wearing all day long

or as a snarky gift for your sister who thinks her dog is her kid

this sweatshirt ensures maximum comfort and durability

Nobody's Doing Me Either" T-shirt

In My Mortgage Era Candle Color:Clear ensuring a cozy fit thatThe house is beautiful. The payment arrives monthly, also beautiful, in the way a shark is beautiful. Welcome to the mortgage era. This funny homeowner gift tells the financial truth. Thirty years of it, actually. The house better appreciate this. Literally. Who this is for: The new homeowner discovering what escrow actually meant The couple whose date nights are now hardware store runs Anyone needing a funny new home gift with a payment sized